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THE SILVER HORDE - Cometh. NTGTG* *Nap time. Got to go.


TAGS: senior citizen humor
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - May 11, 2012, 12:36 am, #234471

TY. JDFEB (Thank you. Jack Daniels for everybody!)
Airman - May 10, 2012, 5:25 pm, #234454
DS - d*** Straight


WHAT A DRAG IT IS GETTING OLD -


TAGS: senior citizen
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Airman

maoworks2 - February 22, 2012, 8:15 am, #229972
Next Stop Please !
calvin5040 - February 21, 2012, 11:36 pm, #229956
some of the stores that she would tell me was hilarious.
calvin5040 - February 21, 2012, 11:34 pm, #229955
Hey I had a friend that worked in a Library and she said people would try to use the CD drives for cup holders and bring in NES and Sega Cartridges and try to put them in the Zip drives and portable hard-drive slots, they would put the mice to the screens
GaryO - February 21, 2012, 10:45 pm, #229953
OUCH!!!²…d*** kid5
GySgt1811a - February 21, 2012, 6:50 pm, #229935
OUCH!!!


MOMS OF ANARCHY - That's right... they're bad!




NOT GUILTY -




BACK TO THE CENTER - THERE ARE NO SHORTCUTS.


TAGS: senior center
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Budog - April 6, 2012, 8:42 pm, #232858
Where were we going?
spypengen - March 28, 2012, 9:15 am, #232208
wait where's the senior center I'm old and forgetful


SOMETIMES -


TAGS: bear nature flower happy senior
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - September 26, 2012, 7:26 pm, #239440
*groan* ...you're old.


LEGEND - "Second place is just the first place loser."




OPTIMIST PRIME -


TAGS: youth age senior live life
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - November 20, 2010, 7:52 pm, #203190
Thanks, all.
rerun - November 16, 2010, 8:57 pm, #202863

this would be great at the new place....take a hint.
spacedog - November 16, 2010, 7:06 pm, #202835
Bravo.
MetaShadow - November 16, 2010, 4:59 pm, #202819
Words of a true person.
crankyhead - November 16, 2010, 11:02 am, #202801
superb
Hawamleh - November 16, 2010, 9:24 am, #202800
Epic


SENIOR MUTANT NINJA TURTLE - Turtle in a half-shell, EX-LAX power!




GETTING OLD -


TAGS: seniors
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by concern3

MissPriss - March 17, 2015, 11:49 pm, #260428
I've got this bad feeling that when I get old enough to fall down the stairs I'll lay there forgetting where I left myself...teehee 5er 'cern
GaryO - March 17, 2015, 8:37 am, #260422
truth....hurts


PECKING ORDER -




SENIOR MOMENTS - It's all fun and games until someone breaks a hip.




EXPERIENCE AND SKILL -


TAGS: ski water experience skill mature senior
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

Iconoclast - May 8, 2010, 3:01 pm, #175139
Thanks for the link. I'll try it out.
CANADA - May 8, 2010, 12:21 am, #175084
try using....http://wigflip.com/automotivator/ to make your captions
CANADA - May 8, 2010, 12:21 am, #175083
sweet idea but por ph**o shoping. 4L


Wrinkles -


TAGS: seniors question answer wrinkles remedy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - August 19, 2014, 12:07 am, #256267
Anytime...what are friends for!
Greybeard - August 18, 2014, 11:51 pm, #256266
Thanks for the tip. LMAO :)
MissPriss - August 18, 2014, 11:27 pm, #256264
You've got a bad set of 'em there Grey! You best try the treatment where the elastic waistband is somewhere down around the ankles.
Greybeard - August 18, 2014, 11:23 pm, #256263
Hmmmmm, I'm gonna try going Fruit of the Loomless. It just might pull out the crowsfeet I've noticed lately...
MissPriss - August 18, 2014, 11:03 pm, #256261
Sorry Mr. Gary, it's tee hee. So close though.
GaryO - August 18, 2014, 8:28 pm, #256259
heh heh
MissPriss - August 18, 2014, 6:17 pm, #256257
Thanks and that's ok, 'specially knowin' it made ya vomit...almost. MAD it is then.
Reality Lord - August 18, 2014, 6:07 pm, #256256

most excellent dear priss. sorry about your other poster...the one demonstrating the effect. lol


WALKING CAN ADD MINUTES TO YOUR LIFE - This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $4,000 per month


TAGS: seniors
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by concern3

EmilioDumphque - July 10, 2012, 3:12 am, #237111
Only too true!
CloudchaserS - July 8, 2012, 12:25 pm, #237074
Reminds me of this classic joke http://forum.gon.com/showthread.php?t=198042


Seniors -




CELLPHONE FOR GREYBEARDS -


TAGS: phone seniors active 55
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

Cubbybear - July 9, 2010, 5:32 pm, #183835
I don't even own one.


SENIOR CITIZENS WASH - We'll sponge 'em up good, but we can't promise to get the smell out.




Respect Your Elders -


TAGS: senior discount not valid here
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - August 24, 2013, 11:32 am, #249010
Well thank you little, really appreciate the 5L!
chickenlittle - August 24, 2013, 11:30 am, #249008
that's hilarious, very nice! 5L's


Random Act of Kindness -


TAGS: kind senior citizen wendys keith
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - April 2, 2014, 9:26 am, #254014
if he doesn't get his Double Stack, he doesn't get on the bus
Greeny - April 1, 2014, 7:17 pm, #254002
Keith who? Richards? Is that him heading out to the tour bus with the aid of a kind soul?


Plus Buttons Pfffft -


TAGS: mad offers sophisticated senior discounts
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Greeny

ughomer - July 5, 2013, 11:04 pm, #247417
Typical Greeny genius. 5L for this bugger.
lgvernon - July 5, 2013, 11:00 pm, #247416

Or not, but maybe~~5L


THE FURNITURE YEARS -




Home Care by Angels -




SEXUAL QUANDARY -




I TAKE IT BACK -


TAGS: seniors
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by concern3

maoworks2 - January 20, 2015, 1:06 pm, #259560
Yes I Think It's Time A .
GaryO - January 19, 2015, 4:19 pm, #259551
I do love this...and heartily agree


THE THREE LAWS OF GETTING OLD -


TAGS: seniors
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by concern3

concern3 - April 3, 2015, 5:51 am, #260658
Very funny thanks
MissPriss - April 2, 2015, 2:49 pm, #260655
'cern, that's what I love about your 5L posters, they're all based on personal experience...teehee


STUPID THINGS -


TAGS: seniors
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by concern3

Oldsod - June 14, 2015, 12:21 pm, #261614
That is actually one of the wisest things I've heard lately. Well done!


Father Time is a sadist! -


TAGS: senior leia
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by demon001

tatespa - October 29, 2014, 12:47 pm, #257480
The force is not strong in this one...


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