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Senior Demotivational Poster


THE SILVER HORDE - Cometh. NTGTG* *Nap time. Got to go.


TAGS: senior citizen humor
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - May 11, 2012, 12:36 am

TY. JDFEB (Thank you. Jack Daniels for everybody!)
Airman - May 10, 2012, 5:25 pm
DS - d*** Straight


SUCCESS -


TAGS: seniors
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by concern3

Rick69 - February 9, 2016, 5:17 pm
It's the... Circle... Of life!


MOMS OF ANARCHY - That's right... they're bad!




WHAT A DRAG IT IS GETTING OLD -


TAGS: senior citizen
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Airman

maoworks2 - February 22, 2012, 8:15 am
Next Stop Please !
calvin5040 - February 21, 2012, 11:36 pm
some of the stores that she would tell me was hilarious.
calvin5040 - February 21, 2012, 11:34 pm
Hey I had a friend that worked in a Library and she said people would try to use the CD drives for cup holders and bring in NES and Sega Cartridges and try to put them in the Zip drives and portable hard-drive slots, they would put the mice to the screens
GaryO - February 21, 2012, 10:45 pm
OUCH!!!²…d*** kid5
GySgt1811a - February 21, 2012, 6:50 pm
OUCH!!!


NOT GUILTY -




BACK TO THE CENTER - THERE ARE NO SHORTCUTS.


TAGS: senior center
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Budog - April 6, 2012, 8:42 pm
Where were we going?
spypengen - March 28, 2012, 9:15 am
wait where's the senior center I'm old and forgetful


SOMETIMES -


TAGS: bear nature flower happy senior
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - September 26, 2012, 7:26 pm
*groan* ...you're old.


LEGEND - "Second place is just the first place loser."




OPTIMIST PRIME -


TAGS: youth age senior live life
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - November 20, 2010, 7:52 pm
Thanks, all.
rerun - November 16, 2010, 8:57 pm

this would be great at the new place....take a hint.
spacedog - November 16, 2010, 7:06 pm
Bravo.
MetaShadow - November 16, 2010, 4:59 pm
Words of a true person.
crankyhead - November 16, 2010, 11:02 am
superb
Hawamleh - November 16, 2010, 9:24 am
Epic


SENIOR MUTANT NINJA TURTLE - Turtle in a half-shell, EX-LAX power!




GETTING OLD -


TAGS: seniors
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by concern3

MissPriss - March 17, 2015, 11:49 pm
I've got this bad feeling that when I get old enough to fall down the stairs I'll lay there forgetting where I left myself...teehee 5er 'cern
GaryO - March 17, 2015, 8:37 am
truth....hurts


PECKING ORDER -




SENIOR MOMENTS - It's all fun and games until someone breaks a hip.




EXPERIENCE AND SKILL -


TAGS: ski water experience skill mature senior
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

Iconoclast - May 8, 2010, 3:01 pm
Thanks for the link. I'll try it out.
CANADA - May 8, 2010, 12:21 am
try using....http://wigflip.com/automotivator/ to make your captions
CANADA - May 8, 2010, 12:21 am
sweet idea but por ph**o shoping. 4L


Wrinkles -


TAGS: seniors question answer wrinkles remedy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - August 19, 2014, 12:07 am
Anytime...what are friends for!
Greybeard - August 18, 2014, 11:51 pm
Thanks for the tip. LMAO :)
MissPriss - August 18, 2014, 11:27 pm
You've got a bad set of 'em there Grey! You best try the treatment where the elastic waistband is somewhere down around the ankles.
Greybeard - August 18, 2014, 11:23 pm
Hmmmmm, I'm gonna try going Fruit of the Loomless. It just might pull out the crowsfeet I've noticed lately...
MissPriss - August 18, 2014, 11:03 pm
Sorry Mr. Gary, it's tee hee. So close though.
GaryO - August 18, 2014, 8:28 pm
heh heh
MissPriss - August 18, 2014, 6:17 pm
Thanks and that's ok, 'specially knowin' it made ya vomit...almost. MAD it is then.
Reality Lord - August 18, 2014, 6:07 pm

most excellent dear priss. sorry about your other poster...the one demonstrating the effect. lol


WALKING CAN ADD MINUTES TO YOUR LIFE - This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $4,000 per month


TAGS: seniors
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by concern3

EmilioDumphque - July 10, 2012, 3:12 am
Only too true!
CloudchaserS - July 8, 2012, 12:25 pm
Reminds me of this classic joke http://forum.gon.com/showthread.php?t=198042


Seniors -




CELLPHONE FOR GREYBEARDS -


TAGS: phone seniors active 55
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

Cubbybear - July 9, 2010, 5:32 pm
I don't even own one.


SENIOR CITIZENS WASH - We'll sponge 'em up good, but we can't promise to get the smell out.




Respect Your Elders -


TAGS: senior discount not valid here
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - August 24, 2013, 11:32 am
Well thank you little, really appreciate the 5L!
chickenlittle - August 24, 2013, 11:30 am
that's hilarious, very nice! 5L's


Random Act of Kindness -


TAGS: kind senior citizen wendys keith
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - April 2, 2014, 9:26 am
if he doesn't get his Double Stack, he doesn't get on the bus
Greeny - April 1, 2014, 7:17 pm
Keith who? Richards? Is that him heading out to the tour bus with the aid of a kind soul?


Plus Buttons Pfffft -


TAGS: mad offers sophisticated senior discounts
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Greeny

ughomer - July 5, 2013, 11:04 pm
Typical Greeny genius. 5L for this bugger.
lgvernon - July 5, 2013, 11:00 pm

Or not, but maybe~~5L


THE FURNITURE YEARS -




Home Care by Angels -




REMEMBER -


TAGS: seniors
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by concern3

caveman - August 19, 2016, 2:30 pm
A great chuckle was had
Bandit5906 - August 18, 2016, 12:15 am
Break out in handcuffs!
MissPriss - August 17, 2016, 9:15 am
What will well aged scotch do for ya? UP'd


RETIRED -


TAGS: seniors
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by concern3

GaryO - September 11, 2015, 11:02 pm
Missy, my prollem is the converse. I'm up three-four times a night....might be the beer...it don't help (5L btw)
MissPriss - September 11, 2015, 1:55 pm
5er 'cern...ya nailed Mr. Gary. Even got his good side...bahaha!


Senility -


TAGS: seniors
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by concern3

lgvernon - April 13, 2016, 12:56 pm

Yes. Yes, indeed.
JesusWept - April 13, 2016, 12:41 pm
^^^^^Up....zip.
MissPriss - April 13, 2016, 11:30 am
UP'd


YOUR 60'S -


TAGS: seniors
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by concern3

mizzdizz - March 26, 2016, 11:01 am
I'm in my 50's----I'm VERY grateful that the joys of youtube, facebook, cell phone cameras, and most surveillance equipment hadn't been invented yet! I did a lot of really fun stupid stuff that nobody even suspects that it was me! ^!!!!!! LOL!


OUR SONG -


TAGS: seniors
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 7, 2015, 10:31 am
This...is grand. five/fav


BOOB JOBS AND VIAGRA -


TAGS: seniors
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by concern3

MissPriss - September 25, 2015, 12:02 am
Thinkin' that's gonna be a 5Lot closer than 2040 for most members here...teehee
JesusWept - September 24, 2015, 8:59 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....5


THAT AGE -


TAGS: seniors
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by concern3

OldIrish - September 15, 2016, 7:34 pm
Cern, very well said. UP yours!


THE BUS -


TAGS: seniors
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by concern3

mizzdizz - November 18, 2015, 4:32 pm
Cloud, I'll help!!!!!! LOL!
CloudchaserS - November 18, 2015, 1:13 am
Streaking one of his concerts would be fun :-)
mizzdizz - November 17, 2015, 4:08 pm
LOL! Need some new shocks on that bus, or is that how the city keeps the biddys happy? Good one Cern! 5L
mizzdizz - November 17, 2015, 4:06 pm
It was too late. She's already been in-sensed--
CloudchaserS - November 14, 2015, 4:39 am
I hollered over to Ethel DON'T LOOK ETHEL!
JesusWept - November 13, 2015, 9:48 am
Brilliant double entendre. As always. L L L L L


SEXUAL QUANDARY -


TAGS: seniors
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by concern3

ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 3:56 pm
Truer words have never been spoken...


SENIOR CITIZENS -


TAGS: seniors
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by concern3

MissPriss - June 9, 2016, 9:42 am
UP'd


SET IT FREE -




I TAKE IT BACK -


TAGS: seniors
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by concern3

maoworks2 - January 20, 2015, 1:06 pm
Yes I Think It's Time A .
GaryO - January 19, 2015, 4:19 pm
I do love this...and heartily agree


SENIORS -


TAGS: seniors
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by concern3

concern3 - March 2, 2016, 11:51 am
Amen sister
MissPriss - March 2, 2016, 11:09 am
There was a time when I used to laugh at jokes about the elderly.


THE THREE LAWS OF GETTING OLD -


TAGS: seniors
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by concern3

concern3 - April 3, 2015, 5:51 am
Very funny thanks
MissPriss - April 2, 2015, 2:49 pm
'cern, that's what I love about your 5L posters, they're all based on personal experience...teehee


SMARTER WITH AGE -


TAGS: seniors
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by concern3

mizzdizz - February 12, 2016, 7:33 am
LOL! I don't think I'll EVER run outta stupid things to do and there's always going back and doing my favorite stupid things again!!!!! LOL! 5L!
spacedog - February 11, 2016, 5:54 pm
Ha! I've gotten much more inventive about the stupid things I do. 5
JesusWept - February 11, 2016, 12:56 pm
Haha! Brilliant!! L L L L L


STUPID THINGS -


TAGS: seniors
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by concern3

Oldsod - June 14, 2015, 12:21 pm
That is actually one of the wisest things I've heard lately. Well done!


Father Time is a sadist! -


TAGS: senior leia
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by demon001

tatespa - October 29, 2014, 12:47 pm
The force is not strong in this one...


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